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PAID TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
A client just paid $500 for him to sit on a couch and watch paint dry. He didn't even blink. Best service ever.
EXCLUSIVE
THIRD WHEEL AT A BAD DATE
Successfully sat through an excruciating 2-hour Tinder date without saying a single word. Zero emotional support provided.
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SOLD OUT UNTIL NEXT YEAR
The demand for a guy with a blank stare has skyrocketed.
AFTER HOURS
THE ULTIMATE PASSIVE INCOME
No skills, no empathy, no problem. He just shows up, stands there with a deadpan face, and collects the bag.